The cemetery was so old and interesting. Gravestones crooked and falling on each other from as early as the 1300s. I don't think a visit to Prague would be complete without visiting the Jewish quarter.
Also to anyone interested the golden road near the Prague castle shouldn't be missed. I enjoyed it far more than the castle itself. It's the peasant village which is now more of a museum in itself. Peering into the seamstress or goldsmith window you get a true sence of mid evil life. The best part was the armor and weapon collection. There were guns from the 15th century! I had no idea ! Some of them had knives built into the end of the guns in case your gun failed I guess. There weapons meant business let me tell you. Warfare had to be a brutal bloody nasty bit back in the day. I got a kick out of all the armor choices of the time. Some of them were scarier than heck just to see the guy coming at you would kill me of a heart attack. The most fascinating part to me was most of them left there privates pretty exposed. I wondered how many were castrated in battle simple because they didn't have that spot covered. Maybe so they could pee easily? Well I'm guessing at least a few knights had their buddies feminized this way because finally I saw armor with medal balls to protect that spot. Then I saw one with metal shaped like a penis but it was sticking up! I have a hard time believing that was a practical realistic protective cover. Then some of them were made for men with beer bellies while others proud of there phisique had theirs made with a six pack complete with nipples. Very interesting indeed.
I would say atleast 60 percent of the people here are not very happy. I smile at some of the hardest looking characters just to see if I can get them to smile back. Rarely works. One old chap I made eye contact with. I gave him a friendly smile and he literally rolled his eyes back in his head like a dramatic school girl. Some of the waiters have been the rudest I've run across in my life but to be fair we have also met some very lovely Czech people. It's all part of the deal when traveling. The friendliest chap was in a store that made cosmetics from beer. She I mean he no I think I mean he was very friendly and nice. He was about 6 feet tall with a beard and some small breasts ,makeup and cute bangs and a very manly deep voice. I found it really confusing and tried to not look to much because I didn't want her to feel bad but honestly she was the nicest person of the day. I mean he . Or she.
Well after all that running around we stop in cafes for beer or coffee for sprits. There's no limit to the number of amazing old cafes that just beckon you in. My waist is growing every day I'm here and I feel like I've grown another chin. But I'll deal with that when I get home.
Off to Budapest tomorrow.. Good night.
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