Thursday, May 22, 2014

Castles and enchanted forests

   Holland was full of bike trails. People everywhere rode bikes. Luxembourg has walking and hiking trails everywhere. You can literally walk miles and miles from one village to another. We parked our car in the little village of Beaufort. We toured a beautiful castle. One of my favorite things about Europe is touring castles. I love to touch the cold stone walls and imagine what hands have touched them before. This castle had a torture chamber complete with all the tools of the trade. I couldn't resist touching the spikes that were on the table that at one time plunged into someone's skin. The kids thought it was disgusting that I did that. It was actually , and kinda freaked me out after. Being in there was pretty spooky and when everyone left I did not like being in there alone. What sadistic creepy people invented this crap. On the other hand if this was the punishment for people who committed haneous crimes I suppose the crime rate was very low back then.
   Next we crossed the road and had a picnic and headed out for a hike. The grumpy teenager returned and didn't want to go when he claims he saw a tick on his arm. He wanted to wait in the car and went on and on how there were ticks and he didn't want to join us. We all convinced him hiking with his family was a better option and surely it wasn't a tick. A little down the trail I hear cole say. " I think a tick is biting my penis!" He opens his drawers and inspects. A few minutes later jim says " I think a tick is on my balls!" So here I am trying to enjoy this picturesque forest trail in this dreamy fantasy like forest with ancient stone steps and there goes Jimmie in front of me dropping his drawers inspecting his nuts. I think this all started when I made the mistake of telling them a story about my great aunt that my mom told me. Somehow she managed to get a tick in her vagina. It's bad enough to have one of these disease ridden nasty bloodthirsty bugs at all, but one in her vagina? This horrifying family secret has traumatized my family. We'll anyhow eventually they moved on from it and we ended up hiking over 4 hours. It was really awesome. I love it here. Brock said many times this is my favorite day. He is my second son and I love how he always appreciates nature. 
   On the way back thunder and lightening roared above us , rain started to follow and the creeks started moving faster. We were deep in a canyon so I wasn't to concerned and it was actually pretty exciting. The canopy of trees kept us from getting to wet. 
 Ate dinner three nights in a row now,at another Turkish kabob place. Still having the falafel wrap. It's so inexpensive healthy and delicious. I'm in love with the people from turkey! They are as wonderful as their food. That definitely will be on my bucket list of places to visit.
   Time to relax in my comfy trailer. I'll dream of forest creatures tonight I am sure. 















6 comments:

  1. I can just imagine that whole hiking tick drama!!!! It reminded me if a time when Jimmie thought there was something on his ass and dropped his drawers (right in my kitchen!!!) for an inspection. Lol!!!! I'm so glad the ticks didn't get in the way of experiencing a wonderful, beautiful day.....gorgeous pictures!!!!!
    Can you share with us a pic or two of your accommodations in the camp grounds? It's hard to visualize what that's like.....
    Your blogs are great Missy!!!! Thank you SO much for taking the time to write about all the wonderful things you are experiencing!!!! And also how it's affecting each one of you.....what wonderful memories that you will always have!!!!
    XO

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  2. Suzie I will do that for sure great idea

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  3. yes, Suzie, i was prepared to write the same thing about photos of where they are sleeping...we missed to many already....and missy the tick was not IN her vagina but was in her pelvic hairs....had to get doctor to remove cause was so low down....glad to hear yours were all false alarms,,,,(now we know how to get the men in the family to drop their drawers....lol....NOT)

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  4. Glad mom got that clarified. Love this story! That's just what happen when your brain runs away with you.. Every little twitch will set you off thinkin

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  5. Thanks for the clarification mom but I do believe pelvic hairs is meaning pubic hairs which is pretty darn close to the vagina

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  6. No pics on the ticks? ������

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